Opponents of Proposition 8, the gay marriage ban, are claiming that children of same-sex couples are no more likely to turn out maladjusted. That is, if they aren’t picked on by Fox News anchors.

In an interview on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s “700 Club,” Pat Robinson stated that the devastation in Haiti occurred as a result as the Haitians making a deal with the devil. Robinson continued to explain that Satan was also responsible for Hurricane Katrina, the Indian Ocean Tsunami, and the popularity of the show Jersey Shore.

Drivers in downtown Moscow were shocked to see a pornographic clip playing across an electronic highway billboard. “That sounds awesome,” said Tiger Woods.

Arthur Sulzberger Jr., New York Times Chairman, has announced that they will start charging for access to its website. In other news, the Huffington Post now has readers.

Seattleites, be sure to check out:

Thurs (1/21): Cracked Up – 9PM, Capitol Club, $5
Fri: PROKafe Show – 8PM, PROKafe, $7
Sat: UW Show – 8PM, $7
Sun: Celeb Open Mic – 8PM, Comedy Underground, $5
Mon: Cars 3 – 9PM, Annex Theater, $5
Tues: Balagan – 8PM, $5
Weds: LaffHole – 9PM, Chop Suey, $7

More info at: Week of Fun