February 2010
4 posts
Seattle, I’ll be performing at the Comedy Underground tomorrow at 8. $5.
Feb 8th
Tonight, pizza guys/girls are allowed to say fuck you to any one of their customers. “Thanks, man - take care / Yeah, no problem, fuck you”
Feb 8th
Superbowl: the most entertaining commercial on tv.
Feb 7th
Here’s the flyer for a show I’ll be doing Feb. 19th http://bit.ly/9y2XnT
Feb 6th
January 2010
20 posts
Just got a swine flu vaccine. Now I’m even more not worried about getting swine flu.
Jan 30th
RT @dariusemadi New posts on http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/ Check that shit
Jan 30th
New posts on http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/ Check that shit
Jan 30th
“Have the BALLS to spray or neuter YOUR DOG” - front page of http://www.ronartest.com/
Jan 30th
RT @Dashredder9: #BestSexSongs some of the lyrics to I wanna f**k yo pu$$y. U rememba bac in da days monkey bars was the ish, I’ll f**k …
Jan 29th
RT @Dashredder9: #BestSexSongs easy answer my only song I made! I wanna F**k yo pu$$y hands down!
Jan 29th
the iPad’s emasculating my iPhone.
Jan 28th
Pope John Paul II whipped himself with a belt to bring him closer to Christian perfection. Overachiever.
Jan 27th
Correction, started a blog not w/ @wilfreee, but w/ @wilfeee.
Jan 26th
Check out the new blog I started with Wilfred Padua (@wilfreee) http://www.dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com
Jan 25th
RT @wilfeee: new blog with @dariusemadi . http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/
Jan 25th
new blog with @dariusemadi . http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/
Jan 24th
RT @Dashredder9: This is great McDonalds on Twitter @McDonalds bring back orignal size of the big mac
Jan 24th
RT @punchlinemag: hilarious: TMZ catches Tater Salad Ron White… great video: http://tinyurl.com/yhj2bok #comedy #tmz #humor
Jan 23rd
#letsbehonest my hands are beautiful
Jan 20th
The city of Seattle is prejudice towards drivers who never want to pay to park. Who ever said we want spots 7 blocks from our destination?
Jan 20th
Ignore this tweet. That is, if you want to.
Jan 18th
RT @HuffPostComedy: Ricky Gervais: I Have A VERY Tiny Penis (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/7apfyU
Jan 18th
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In The News
Opponents of Proposition 8, the gay marriage ban, are claiming that children of same-sex couples are no more likely to turn out maladjusted. That is, if they aren’t picked on by Fox News anchors. In an interview on the Christian Broadcasting Network’s “700 Club,” Pat Robinson stated that the devastation in Haiti occurred as a result as the Haitians making a deal with the devil....
Jan 18th
Welcome!
Welcome to our blog, or fuck you - we don’t know you. Anyway, at this site, we plan to post essays, jokes, and pleads for help disguised as snide comments. We hope you enjoy yourself here and check back frequently as we plan to post updates at a regular rate. Or not. We’ll see.
Jan 18th