February 2010
4 posts
Seattle, I’ll be performing at the Comedy Underground tomorrow at 8. $5.
Tonight, pizza guys/girls are allowed to say fuck you to any one of their customers. “Thanks, man - take care / Yeah, no problem, fuck you”
Superbowl: the most entertaining commercial on tv.
Here’s the flyer for a show I’ll be doing Feb. 19th http://bit.ly/9y2XnT
January 2010
20 posts
Just got a swine flu vaccine. Now I’m even more not worried about getting swine flu.
RT @dariusemadi New posts on http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/ Check that shit
New posts on http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/ Check that shit
“Have the BALLS to spray or neuter YOUR DOG” - front page of http://www.ronartest.com/
RT @Dashredder9: #BestSexSongs some of the lyrics to I wanna f**k yo pu$$y. U rememba bac in da days monkey bars was the ish, I’ll f**k …
RT @Dashredder9: #BestSexSongs easy answer my only song I made! I wanna F**k yo pu$$y hands down!
the iPad’s emasculating my iPhone.
Pope John Paul II whipped himself with a belt to bring him closer to Christian perfection. Overachiever.
Correction, started a blog not w/ @wilfreee, but w/ @wilfeee.
Check out the new blog I started with Wilfred Padua (@wilfreee) http://www.dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com
RT @wilfeee: new blog with @dariusemadi . http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/
new blog with @dariusemadi . http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/
RT @Dashredder9: This is great McDonalds on Twitter @McDonalds bring back orignal size of the big mac
RT @punchlinemag: hilarious: TMZ catches Tater Salad Ron White… great video: http://tinyurl.com/yhj2bok #comedy #tmz #humor
#letsbehonest my hands are beautiful
The city of Seattle is prejudice towards drivers who never want to pay to park. Who ever said we want spots 7 blocks from our destination?
Ignore this tweet. That is, if you want to.
RT @HuffPostComedy: Ricky Gervais: I Have A VERY Tiny Penis (VIDEO) http://bit.ly/7apfyU
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