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Darius lives on his cousin's floor in Central New Jersey.

In The News

Kim Jong-Il pardoned two American journalists after meeting with former president Bill Clinton. When asked about his efforts, former president Clinton responded, “I just wanted to get out of the house.”

A man in Kirkland, WA, who is accused of killing four people claims that he was “blackout drunk.” To prove this claim, his attorney presented the jury with a $28 receipt from Pizza Hut/Taco Bell.

On August 20th, Afghanistan will be holding their first democratic elections. Taliban insurgents are enraged and have threatened acts of violence if presidential candidate, Abdullah Abdullah, picks Sarah Palin as his running mate.

R-71, the anti-gay rights measure that intends to repeal benefits to same-sex domestic partners, is raising signatures at an alarming rate. When asked to comment on their motives, church leaders responded, “…they’re fucking QUEER!”

Judge Mitchell Beckloff’s ruling gave custody of Michael Jackson’s three children to his mother, Katherine Jackson. The Judge’s decision was based on Katherine Jackson’s proficient experience in raising white children.

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