Seattle, I’ll be performing at the Comedy Underground tomorrow at 8. $5.

Tonight, pizza guys/girls are allowed to say fuck you to any one of their customers. “Thanks, man - take care / Yeah, no problem, fuck you”

Superbowl: the most entertaining commercial on tv.

Here’s the flyer for a show I’ll be doing Feb. 19th http://bit.ly/9y2XnT

Just got a swine flu vaccine. Now I’m even more not worried about getting swine flu.

RT @dariusemadi New posts on http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/ Check that shit

“Have the BALLS to spray or neuter YOUR DOG” - front page of http://www.ronartest.com/

New posts on http://dariusandwilfred.wordpress.com/ Check that shit

RT @Dashredder9: #BestSexSongs easy answer my only song I made! I wanna F**k yo pu$$y hands down!

RT @Dashredder9: #BestSexSongs some of the lyrics to I wanna f**k yo pu$$y. U rememba bac in da days monkey bars was the ish, I’ll f**k …